50 Things About Me

1. Hi. My name is Jonathan.
2. I have no Grand Central number, so you can never call me.
3. I like computers. They are like the best thing
4. I sometimes like to call subwoofers “BOOMIG BASS STRUCTURE”s
5. I have a 5.1 system in my room
6. whoa. I’m a genius.
7. I have no iPod
8. I washed 2 iPod shuffles
9. I know, I’m the best at putting electronics to work
10. Surprisingly I have not broken my cell phone yet
11. I have 2 portable CD player at hand right now.
12. I’m going to order an XLR8 Mac video device tomorrow.
13. My external hard drive is a 160GB. It’s actual capacity is 145GB.
14. I like pizza.
15. OMFGZORZ IT’S A NON-EXISTANT MONSTAR
16. I have the best discontinued piano ever.
17. It’s a Casio WK-1630.
18. It’s like the second best thing I own.
19. I got it for my birthday when I was like eight.
20. Now I’m 13 and still enjoying the beautiful keyboard.
21. I wish I had the black model.
22. I have a Mac Mini
23. It’s only 1.83GHz. It’s still the best thing I’ve owned
24. I have a Satellite Lamp from Discovery Channel.
25. It is like a multi-color monster
26. ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
27. hahahahaha! I scared you there, didn’t I?
28. I did the best job. w00t!
29. Why the hell is there an open Bell bicycle lamp on my desk?
30. oh well. back to buisness
31. I want you to go buy my an iPod touch. 
32. I like pandas
33. PANDAS!!!!! PANDAZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Please!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!!!
35. ok calm down. yes.
36. *slaps self* woaw!
37. My BOOMING BASS STRUCTURE makes a great leg rest under the desk
38. It bothers me when I play loud music or watch loud movies,
39. It just booms a lot.
40. But hey, that’s a booming bass structure.
41. you know what is w00tage? lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol i’m not telling you!
42. My Mac is the BESTZORZ
43. you wanna know my phone number? i’ll tell you later.
44. My cell phone is a Motorola Razr V3.
45. The phone restarts 10 seconds after you drop it. A good smack should do it too
46. my phone number is 1-48567-676467469476987692(84=985713403485+45958602456-456824056=7067457647694769457645986845986452672457644564%^(8-4094503462360248546946+=2456=2456466465247+724-40)-234-56045760476984256925686+02(238573598697662)20—+5682045=610-265
47. I hope you had a good time reading these facts.
48. Enjoy them. And have fun finding the phone number.
49. Bye! See you next blog post.
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